Joke of the Day
George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy."
Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."
Filed under: distractions, humor
5 Comments
I first heard that joke when I was 12 years old.
10/03/2005 08:25:00 PM
And you remembered it for a whole week??? (Couldn't resist)
10/03/2005 08:33:00 PM
I'm sure you could have resisted, if you'd really tried.
10/04/2005 09:11:00 AM
Even with the tin-foil under my hat it's hard not to do what the voices say...
10/04/2005 03:46:00 PM
Only 56 million? I'd say at least a couple of billion people would be delighted.
/s.
10/19/2005 12:17:00 AM
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