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Saturday, October 01, 2005

Joke of the Day

George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy."

Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

Filed under: distractions, humor


Blogger ynnej said...

I first heard that joke when I was 12 years old.

10/03/2005 08:25:00 PM

Blogger waterlovinguy117 said...

And you remembered it for a whole week??? (Couldn't resist)

10/03/2005 08:33:00 PM

Blogger ynnej said...

I'm sure you could have resisted, if you'd really tried.

10/04/2005 09:11:00 AM

Blogger waterlovinguy117 said...

Even with the tin-foil under my hat it's hard not to do what the voices say...

10/04/2005 03:46:00 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only 56 million? I'd say at least a couple of billion people would be delighted.


10/19/2005 12:17:00 AM


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