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Monday, September 20, 2004

Seriously, she's a native English speaker

I'm not entirely sure what Jenny was talking about when she asked me this.

"Wait, which one is smoking that makes the penis bad?"

But it was good for a laugh.

5 Comments

Blogger monocle_man said...

Well don't just leave us hanging, what is it? I need to know what not to smoke for fear of making my penis bad. Or is bad actually good in this case, and I want a bad penis?

9/20/2004 07:46:00 PM

 
Blogger ynnej said...

Dammit Mark, you understood the context much better than you're letting on.

You were warning me against sucking a smoker's cock, or being a smoker and sucking a cock, because it tasted bad. I didn't know which one you were talking about, and I was confused at the idea that smoke could get all the way down to the penis with weird taste, so I asked. Perfectly fucking reasonable. =D

9/21/2004 07:41:00 AM

 
Blogger velma said...

CONCLUSIONS: Smoking is associated with lowered semen quality. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=8654648&dopt=Abstract

Also check these out...
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1226.html

What Foods (that he eats)Make Semen Taste Better?
http://www.couplescompany.com/Advice/Joan/Semen.htm - These same principles also apply to women.

9/21/2004 09:53:00 AM

 
Blogger ynnej said...

Amazing shit...

When I grow up, I want to be a scientist who researches semen quality.

9/21/2004 10:03:00 AM

 
Blogger espd said...

Oh, please don't encourage her.

9/23/2004 01:44:00 AM

 

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