Mark Bult Design: San Francisco, CA, Established 1988

Web design and development for small and large business, e-commerce, b2b, b2c, SAAS, and community websites. User experience design and usability testing.


Thursday, June 02, 2005

Fun with web stats

Using my stats package I can see the search terms people used on Google, et al, that resulted in one or more links to my site(s) ending up in their search results. They're pretty interesting. Here's the last week's top 100.

Apparently 2 people were searching for "hobbit porn" and 2 for "ynnej". Are these related?

Two people were looking for a "velma". Two people searched for "pictures of velma," which of course could be people innocently looking for pictures of the chick from Scooby Doo. But then 1 person searched for "velma having sex." Um...yeah... And I don't even want to guess about "velma space trip".

Also, what's up with "peeking ass", and "pictures of salami"?

rank | search term(s) | no. of searches

1. morrissey 10
2. google craigslist 8
3. kurt cobain 8
4. jock sturges 6
5. bodyscapes 5
6. lace curtains 4
7. beauty gallery 4
8. air america itunes 4
9. pearl jam 4
10. enews 3
11. teengirl 2
12. inbed 2
13. velma 2
14. hobbit porn 2
15. ynnej 2
16. eddie vedder 2
17. raining hard 2
18. pantsed 2
19. jeffrey archer+the fourth estate 2
20. pictures of velma 2
21. 1984 rage at badlands 2
22. flying cats 1
23. ????? ??????? 1 (this one was in Japanese or something)
24. catholic schoolgirls 1
25. awesome babe 1
26. sonic youth 1
27. air america radio itunes 1
28. interactive planet 1
29. l33tspeak lotr 1
30. conversation starter 1
31. lennon the musical 1
32. stop frame animation 1
33. most amazing videos ever 1
34. ryan buckley 1
35. monologues cell block tango 1
36. waffle house all star breakfast 1
37. anton newcombe does not support dig 1
38. library fire 1
39. bodyscape 1
40. bob cock 1
41. jock sturges pictures 1
42. velma having sex 1
43. baycon blog 1
44. acid cube 1
45. the fourth estate jeffrey archer 1
46. herb ritts 1
47. espouse 1
48. air america itunes radio 1
49. love theme romeo juliet 1
50. www.enews.org 1
51. effective conversation starter 1
52. menu cicero pizza san jose 1
53. jeff ament: b 1
54. www.olya.net 1
55. +beauty+gallery 1
56. waffle house margarine 1
57. listen `air america` itunes 1
58. love theme from romeo and juliet 1
59. jeffrey archer `the fourth estate` murdoch 1
60. customer bult 1
61. peace love and understanding` images 1
62. mashups` `cat power` `bjork 1
63. morrissey pictures 1
64. romeo juliet henry mancini 1
65. whine 1
66. downloadable novels by jeffrey archer 1
67. mike kahn photographer 1
69. i`ve got something to tell you hey now you want to say now new your sanfrancisco if you like to p 1
70. craigslist rant 1
71. cobain 1
72. t-shirt band slogans 1
73. changing room pictures 1
74. redwood forest photos 1
75. love themes in `romeo & juliet 1
76. alternative alphabet poster 1
77. lesbian porno 1
78. peeking ass 1
79. things people say while on a road trip 1
80. pictures of salami 1
81. +berries +picking +san francisco bay area 1
82. real women have curves` torrent 1
83. theme song from romeo and juliet by henry mancini 1
84. ozark handspun 1
85. robert bechtle posters 1
86. rupert murdoch robert maxwell fourth estate 1
87. wool picker 1
88. zia mc cabe performing tits out 1
89. kate moss+boogaloo 1
90. johnny rotten 1
91. automobile body repair shops tiajuana, mexico 1
92. bumpercars.com 1
93. beauty contents 1
94. charlie trotter george bush 1
95. os x icons 1
96. velma space trip 1
97. heinlein 1
98. jock sturges photos 1
99. mashups cheney 1
100. cute girls feet cgf 1

5 Comments

Blogger mamakohl said...

Hey Mark,
Gotta say, this cracked me up. Velma has told me lots (some?) about you - can't wait to meet you when you come and visit. "Velma having sex?" What are these people thinking. Hmmm.

Anyway, that google thing is pretty cool.

Cheers!
Sarah Kohl (VJ's friend in MO)
http://mamakohl.blogspot.com

6/02/2005 03:12:00 PM

 
Blogger monocle_man said...

I want more photos. And salve.

6/02/2005 06:14:00 PM

 
Blogger ynnej said...

Wow. How much of a loser do you have to be to google "conversation starter"? Damn, that's sad.

6/02/2005 09:44:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What no searches for Mr. Crack??!!! Mr. Crack is hurt!

Love (I guess),
Mr. Crack

6/03/2005 10:55:00 AM

 
Blogger espd said...

Oh, looky, I have a new reader. I think that makes eight!

Welcome Reader #8, a.k.a. Sarah. I have heard much about you as well, although I think that weird redheaded girl makes stuff up. Looking forward to meeting you in person in a few weeks when I visit MO!

6/03/2005 04:42:00 PM

 

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