the insignificant ramblings of a disturbed graphic designer

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Thursday Top 5

The sinister 4 a.m. conspiracy: Uncovered!



Google Chrome
Comics artist Scott McCloud helps the Google team de-tech-ify the company’s open source browser project.
www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome



FuturamaMath.com
Dr. Sarah J. Greenwald teaches math at NC’s Appalachian State University, and gives the couch potatoes-cum-mathletes a few things to ponder.
www.FuturamaMath.com

Yay! shaBangs are finally here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQzZCSs_5Do

Get Crafty! Episode 6
Scrapblog gets creative in the videos they produce to show people how their site works. The results are way funnier than the normal how-to screencast.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5LNHmwb1fw

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Skaters shot at 120 fps
Absolutely beautiful video quality; you should click on the full-screen icon.



Amazing photography from the 2008 Olympics
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Roof Ray
An ingenious Google Maps mashup that allows you to calculate your solar power generating potential.
www.roofray.com

WOXY Vintage iTunes stream
It’s like listening to Live 105 circa 1990.
Link will open in iTunes: WoxyVintage.pls

Porn for Christians
#1 It must portray sex within the context of a Christian marriage. #2 It must be instructional. And it gets better...
www.asylum.com/2008/08/18/sex-in-christ-can-porn-be-christian

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Thursday Top 5

An Epic Conversation with Cory Doctorow and John Scalzi, Part 1
An conversation between Cory Doctorow, (technologist, author, and BoingBoing mainstay) and John Scalzi (sci-fi author and noted purveyor of Whatever). The video editing is a bit annoying. Actually, I like all of it except the incredibly annoying, loud intro music. They also use it between cuts. Laaaame. Oh, if you are interested, part two of the video is here.



“This I Believe” by Robert A. Heinlein
This short piece makes my cry every time I read it. The Heinlein Foundation recently found a recording of the original radio broadcast for Edward R. Murrow’s radio show in 1952, and posted an MP3.
www.heinleinprize.com/rah/thisibelieve.htm

Caduceus Cellars
Tool’s Maynard James Keenan has a winery.
www.caduceus.org

Stephen King’s “N.”
An original 25-episode video/comic series. A new episode every weekday through August 29.
www.simonsays.com/specials/stephen-king-nishere/

Waxing the winker
A couple guys go to LA’s (apparently) famous waxing salon Pink Cheeks. Yeah, um, definitely NSFW. And btw, “anal bleaching?” Ew.
www.current.com/items/89138614_waxing_the_winker

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Star Wars (1977) Deleted Scene
Underneath that harsh, black exterior, Darth Vader shows he's still a little bit human.



Noise Pop podcast
A monthly podcast in conjunction with KQED Independents, showcasing ten indie songs.
www.kqed.org/arts/programs/noisepop/

Flight of the Conchords, "Ladies of the World"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLJ5a6aJOb8

Orwell Diaries
The Orwell Prize, a British award for political writing, is publishing George Orwell’s 1938–1942 diaries as a blog.
orwelldiaries.wordpress.com

Free Rice
Play a vocabulary game, and feed the world at the same time.
www.freerice.com

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Monday, August 11, 2008

“Here’s an interesting case...”

Jason’s IM to me about (among other things) the Bush Administration’s move to gut the Endangered Species Act:

I can see myself now in the old folks home, surrounded by med students. “Here’s an interesting case,” says the MD. “This fella can’t remember his own name and he drools on himself all day. But he has one memory that’s as clear as bell. So clear that he answers every question with it. Go ahead there intern, ask him something, anything.”

Intern: “What’s your name sir?”

Me: “FUCK GEORGE BUSH!!!!”

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Thursday Top 5

How to confuse an idiot
This is hilarious.



Beck, "Hell Yes"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPqkAYGlynI

Dmitri is a complete catch
Actually, ladies, you'd better stay away from Dmitri.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o

Nevermind
Practically the entire world has seen Spencer Elden's penis. [via Jason]
www.npr.org

SearchMe.com
Visual search.
www.searchme.com

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Where the hell is Matt? 2008
Matt has simply the best job in the world. It's hard not to be overcome with a general love of the entire planet while watching this video. Yes, even an old curmudgeon like me. And wait for the scene from Gurgaon, India, at 2:33 — it's simply the best.



OMG I wants a Ewok kitteh!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g93MMg_At6c

Christian the lion
Two guys raised a lion cub but then had to release him into the wild when he got too big to keep. After a year they travel to Africa to have a little kitty visit. Er...big kitty visit. More about the interesting reunion is available on Snopes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTdWbVBgc

Design Police
www.design-police.org

Cog
I may have posted this amazin Rube Goldberg-like Honda ad a couple years ago, but it's a classic. More info at Snopes.
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/honda.php

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Reno 911 DUI test
Guy's a pretty good dancer for a drunk.



Letter A
Another animated graffiti film by blu, the street artist whose video I posted recently.



Dr. Horrible
A supervillain musical from Joss Whedon, starring Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion. [via Ynnej]
www.drhorrible.com

Stuff I wish I knew when I was 16
www.awesomeology.com

What's in your water?
A 2002-’03 survey that rated city water in 19 U.S. cities.
www.nrdc.org/water/

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Sony Foam City



Behind the scenes of Foam City



Sealand
Utterly fascinating.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

Google for hackers
600673 is, of course, "Google" in leetspeak.
www.600673.com

Hidden Yahoo! Messenger emoticons
messenger.yahoo.com/features/hiddenemoticons

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Cool Radiohead video
Made by Robert Hodgin using the open source tool Processing. You can read about how he made it on his blog.



Robert Silverberg
At 73 years old, he has written nearly 300 novels and 600 works of short fiction, along with 100 nonfiction books. He has edited 100 anthologies and published in 100 magazines. And he’s only slowing down a little bit.
www.sacbee.com

TrekPassions
Oh, the shame.... Do we really need a personals and social networking community for complete and utter dorks? Here is an actual personal from the site: “Wanted: SciFi ‘partner in crime.’ Are you interested in Midnight performances of ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’? Prowling bookstores for the newest arrivals. Do you find yourself debating ‘Kirk vs Picard’ or ‘Star Wars vs Star Trek’. Are endlessly watching reruns of: Alien Nation, Babylon5, Stargate SG-1, Firefly or Farscape? If you answered ‘yes’ to any of the above the drop me a e-mail and lets get...”
www.trekpassions.com

What penis size is preferred by women?
In case you were wondering. And you know you were.
www.buzzfeed.com

Uh oh: Actual distribution of male penis sizes
Looks like men aren't living up to women’s expectations in this realm any more than we do in others.
www.buzzfeed.com

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Muto
Incredible animated graffiti by blu.



What average families around the world eat in a week
From the book Hungry Planet: What the World Eats by Peter Menzel and Faith D’Aluisio.
www.everybodygoto.com

Best Skittles ad ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_SCrHe5t6w

Vader sessions
"I love all y'all."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

Where the Hell is Matt?
One guy, dancing all over the world.
www.wherethehellismatt.com

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

On marriage (and divorce)

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
– Rod Stewart

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Friday, June 20, 2008

On luck, or technology, or life (don't talk to me about life)

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.”
– Douglas Adams

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

On dwarfs (dwarves?)

“All dwarfs are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient and thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink, to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!" and axing their legs off at the knee.”
– Terry Pratchett in Discworld

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Thursday Top 5

WineLibraryTV.com
This Gary guy is nuts about wine. And just generally a little nuts. Check out his popular podcasts on WineLibraryTV.com. And here he is on Conan. WineLibraryTV.com is a pretty cool site, as is its sister site, Corkd.com.



Tag Galaxy
An entertaining way to browse Flickr tags.
www.taggalaxy.de

My Urban Dig
Daily ephemera blog.
www.myurbandig.com

Hello
Photoblog of Alison Garnett
www.mylalaland.com/hello

30 minutes of '80s cartoon openings
Wow. The cartoons of the 1980s really were terrible (except Inspector Gadget, he was awesome).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bto7l3cKhvk

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Thursday Top 5



Sublime surf art by Wolfgang Bloch
www.surfline.com/surfnews/
[via Jason]

Superhero Fashion Emergency
Yep, pretty gay.



Jyoti, the smallest girl in the world
She stands just 1ft 11in tall and the average two-year-old would tower over her. But Jyoti Amge is 14 years old.
www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2008/04/06/

iPhone TV ad spoofs
www.illicitphone.com

The Big Picture
The Boston Globe's website, Boston.com, has started a new photoblog with amazing, large-size news photos from around the world. So much better than the tiny front-page photos you see on most news sites.
www.boston.com/bigpicture

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Thursday, June 05, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Black balloons
Awesome spot from We Can Solve It.



HEMA
European retailer HEMA put up this innovative site to announce...er, something. I don't speak Dutch. [thanks Jason]
producten.hema.nl

Instructables: Harry Potter wands
Make your own with painted paper and hot glue.
www.instructables.com/harry-potter-wands

Bill Scott
Former Yahoo Bill Scott (he's now with Netflix) gave this talk at CNET about a year ago, but I was glad to watch this video again for a refresh. If you're a web developer or user experience designer, it’s chock-full o’ really good things for for you to know. His personal website is very, very useful too, and if you're not already aware of and using the YUI Interface Library, it's a must-see.
Video presentation: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1285664

How to Enjoy Sushi
Now that I've watched this awesome instructional video, I'll be prepared to visit Japan!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C5SbdCPmck

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Thursday Top 5

The Ewok Gospel
I think that's actually Billie Dee Williams!



Franco Franchetti es Italian Spiderman
"Que bella melones!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_tMEIAR8qs

Children of the Grave Felix the Cat Sync
Get stoned and watch this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MBwCc_jUFA

StartCooking.com
This site's great for people like me, who never really learned to cook. Plus it's attractively-designed, professionally presented, and features well-edited videos.
www.startcooking.com

Lunch inside the 12 Galaxies
You ever wonder about that guy who walks around San Francisco every day with a black protest sign that makes no sense? Meet Frank Chu.
www.eightyfourfilms.com

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Celine Dion is amazing
Ay. May. Zing.



Punk Family Values
SF Weekly introduces us to the Rosenthals. I think I found my role models.
www.sfweekly.com

New Wheels On The Block
A big, gigantic wtf for this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY

Cool illustrations by Jörg Block
www.adaagallery.com

The Phone
If this takes you more than ten minutes to solve, you're a twit.
www.aooa.co.uk/THE%20PHONE.swf

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

SFZero



Need some new games to fill your time? SFZero (SF0) is sort of an "open source" game where players both invent the tasks and complete them. One of my favorite tasks, trespassing in Cherokee Cave, uncovered some details about the Lemp brewery, a place Velma and I had wondered about when she first showed me around St. Louis.
Some of my other faves:
Rephotography
Specialization Is For Insects
Bus Stop Seating Conversion
Public Sign Makeover

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Pixar – A Human Story of Computer Animation
A long (101 minutes!) but really interesting panel discussion at the Computer History Museum featuring the guys who invented texture mapping and alpha channels back in the early 1970s. They would later do early computer graphics for some films you may have heard of (like the original Star Wars) and go on to found a little animation studio you also may have heard of: Pixar.



The Best Ventriloquist in the World 1984
Dan Horn and Orsen circa 1984.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTJJDjjNSY

Custom engraved Moleskine books
www.engraveyourbook.com

Geek test
www.31415926535.com

Am I Not Pretty Enough?
I usually detest this sort of talent show crap, but these guys deserve props indeed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzashX3FglM

Top 5 update: Donnie Hoyle unmasked
Back in March I told you about the hilarious "You Suck at Photoshop" tutorials by Donnie Hoyle. Time magazine last week revealed the creators of the series as Troy Hitch and Matt Bledsoe.
www.time.com

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Cirque du Soleil: Wheel of Death
A few weeks ago I surprised Velma and my mom by taking them to see Cirque in San Jose. They had the Wheel of Death at this performance, although there was only one of the contraptions (with two wheels and two guys). Still, it made my skin crawl to watch it.



Great beer ad
Nice slogan too: "Carlton Draught — Made from Beer"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYZs7VJaAlQ

The Email Standards Project
Finally.
www.email-standards.org

Know your rights as a photographer
Good legal tips for the next time you're stalking Britney of taking a picture at the airport. I'll have to remember these the next time I'm in Boston and they give me a hard time again about taking pictures in the T.
photojojo.com/content/tips/legal-rights-of-photographers

MP3.com Live: Queensrÿche
Queensrÿche was one of my favorite bands when I was in high school, and they played a live acoustic set at my former workplace recently. Wish I could've been there to catch it, but these four videos are good.
www.mp3.com/news/stories/10972.html

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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Thursday Top 5

"Hit Me On My iPhone"
Somebody mixed a hip hop song with the demo videos from Apple.com.



re:vision
Jewelry made from recycled camera parts.
www.oyemodern.com/designers/re-vision/

Indian cover of "Sweet Child O' Mine"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=meu6WlGo8R4

This Japanese rock band pushes the outer limits of weird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1YOPMmCB-I

Dear Velma, I'm sorry about your faulty MC1R genes
What makes redheads?
www.kqed.org/quest/blog/2008/03/31/redheads-are-here-to-stay/

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Google Me, the movie
Jim Killeen Googled his name and found there were Jim Killeens all around the world. So he traveled to meet some of them and made a documentary.



Grabb.it
A group music blog anyone can contribute to.
grabb.it

I want to see that!
Every Monday, Ben and Katie review all the new movies. Even if they haven't seen them yet.
iwtst.com

1,000 True Fans
Ever heard the term "the long tail" and wondered what the hell they were talking about? Here's an article that posits that a person (an artist, a musician or even a blogger, for example) can make a living if they can reach a point where they have 1,000 true fans.
www.kk.org/thetechnium/

Best first dance
Ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome.
www.collegehumor.com/video:1791274

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thursday Top 5

The Pixar Story
I hadn't heard about this documentary, and now I'm looking forward to it. Unfortunately, there's no trailer on the site yet (boo!), even though the film's been screening around the country for months. Meantime, I quenched my thirst by reading this column from a couple years ago, about Pixar's 10th birthday.
www.thepixarstory.com



Four-handed guitar playing
www.5min.com

Alllllmost as awesome as double-necked guitar soloing...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rutyA12z3Ok

MobyGratis.com
Moby has released a bunch of instrumental scores for free non-commercial use by people making independent films.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KckTnqwcDc
mobygratis.com

Fundies
Snippets of the distressing things fundamentalists say on discussion boards.
http://209.85.165.104/search

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Penguins Linux ad



Buy n Large
From aerospace to food services, robotics to watermills. Now that's a global corporation. Ten points if you can figure out why this site is humorous.
www.buynlarge.com

Five dangerous things you should let your kids do
I guess I was lucky. I got to do all of these things as a kid. Although it wasn't spears, it was Jarts (later banned), and the I didn't do the driving bit until maybe 13 or 14.
www.ted.com

"Lemme finish"
In an interview with an Irish TV correspondent, Not-My-President Bush shows just how much of an idiot he is. "History will judge what I'm about."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fze2J2Ve9is

English Russia
A blog of Russian interestingness. Apparently written by actual Russians, since the English is a little broken here and there.
www.englishrussia.com

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Thursday Top 5

We Can Solve the Climate Crisis
Al Gore has launched a $300 million climate change initiative, one of the most ambitious and costly public advocacy campaigns in U.S. history, according to the Washington Post. When you play this video, notice the W in "we." How much do you want to bet it's going to flip over and become "me" if you go to the site and join in?
www.wecansolveit.org



"Amateur" by Lasse Gjertsen
I'm pretty sure I posted this a couple years ago, but it's such a classic I had to repost it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo



The fierce Humboldt squid
When Jason sent me this description, at first he was playing an April Fool's joke on me. But the Humboldt squid is real. "A mysterious sea creature up to 7 feet long, with 10 arms, a sharp beak and a ravenous appetite, has invaded ocean waters off Northern California. Packs of fierce Humboldt Squid attack nearly everything they see, from fish to scuba divers."
www.kqed.org/quest/television/view/774

Grolsch Gardens
This is a really innovative branded game built with Flash. It's sort of a noir detective story; you have to collect clues and items and the story unfolds. You'll need a lot of time to play it, but it's really engrossing...or would that be engrolsching?
www.grolschgardens.com

Beam me up
ffffound.com

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Tales of Mere Existence



Lev Yilmaz uses a great low-budget animation technique: He films himself drawing his cartoons in realtime, but from underneath, through a glass pane. So he has to write all the dialog in backward letters. It's an effective technique, and it must speed up the animation process tenfold or more (no stop-frame necessary).

But it wouldn't be worth a lick if the narratives themselves weren't downright funny, and Lev's certainly are. You can see more of his work at Ingredient X, or all his videos on his YouTube page.

Note: Most of them are clean but a few contain "strong language." This one's clean:

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Thursday Top 5+1

Symptoms: Increased heart rate, fits of laughter...
What if two members of the crew of the TV show "Scrubs" fell in love?



Don't try this at home
Filming a slap in the face, then slowing it down to 4,000 frames per second.
www.collegehumor.com

"Guardians" by George R.R. Martin
Jason enthusiastically told me about this story he read a decade or two ago, and he was finally able to track it down online. It's by the fantasy and sci-fi author George R.R. Martin, and it touches on, among other things, the science of ecology. I really liked this story; it would make a good one-hour TV episode. Maybe Sci Fi Channel is listening?
cerclefantastique.free.fr

Do the Test
How many passes does the team in white make?
www.dothetest.co.uk

Hot day in southern Australia
tinyurl.com/2v2emo

Bonus:
And you thought base jumping was crazy

Wingsuit base jumping. Like flying, but totally, totally, totally nuts.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Warning – NSFW: What's Your Favorite Curse Word?
Britain's Channel 4 asks loads of celebrities to share their favorite swear words.



Garfield Minus Garfield
I used to love Garfield. But I hey, I was in 4th grade. I grew out of it shortly thereafter, though my mom insisted on buying me Garfield stuff for many years thereafter *sigh*. Today, the power of digital imaging allows us to make a giant leap forward! The results is a funnier strip.
garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com

"Home From Africa: 13 Symptoms of Peace Corps Withdrawal"
My friend Diane was posted to the African country of Benin [correction: she was in Niger, but met her future husband in Benin] in the Peace Corps after college. When she'd tell me stories about her time there, it struck me as a very difficult lifestyle for two years. Listening to this radio program from Transom reminded me of a lot of her stories.
Photos and MP3: www.transom.org

Left-Handed Toons
(by right-handed people)
www.lefthandedtoons.com

Mini site
I have to admit Jason's right about this site: "It's cool and there's little bits of humor in it too." And I really the new van-like model.
www.miniusa.com

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Thursday Top 5

Ryan Shupe & the Rubberband: "Dream Big"
I never heard of this band before, but I like this song. Almost-but-not-quite too country for me.



Postcrossing
This site takes good old-fashioned penpals into the Internet age. Users from countries all over the world have exchanged nearly 1 million postcards (real ones, not e-cards) using this site.
www.postcrossing.com
Flickr stream of some of the postcards:
www.flickr.com/groups/postcrossing

You Suck at Photoshop
Tutorials can be boring, but Donnie Hoyle's seven (so far) Photoshop tutorials provide, um, maybe a little too much insight into Donnie's life.
www.youtube.com

Metal Knight Rider
Because the only thing that could make Knight Rider more badass is if the intro song was redone metal-style.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDs3GItNPo8

Bush vs. Zombies
"They are a threat to your children David."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY

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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Thursday Top 5+5

I've been busy so I didn't have time to post a Top 5 last week. So here's a double dose of distractions for you.



What if humanity disappeared?
This Sunday, the National Geographic Channel premieres "Aftermath: Population Zero," which imagines what it would be like if humans suddenly disappeared from Earth (coincidentally, they chose Velma's birthday for the date on which human history ends). Pets will starve, dams will break, electricity will shut down and nuclear plants will eventually melt down. And that's just in the first few months; they